That's Disgusting

Over the past few months I've really begun to feel completely at home here in New York. I'm building routines and growing accustomed to all of the things that set me off after my initial move here. And, knock on wood, I haven't gotten a parking ticket in months!

You know you're becoming a New Yorker when: My dog and I were heading out for our morning walk and found the elevator filled with the building maintenance and police officers wearing large plastic gas masks. One of the officers began to make small talk, asking me if I knew the gentleman who lived in 6A. (I had heard the rumors already from other neighbors that the guy in 6A was a schizophrenic and a diabetic and had died and started rotting in his apartment, so I wasn't shocked to see all of the commotion in the elevator.) I told the officer that I didn't really know anyone in the building by their apartment number and that I'd have to see him to know for sure. (I wasn't actually asking to see him, but apparently that's how the officer understandably took my statement.) "You wouldn't want to see him." He said firmly. It was momentarily silent until I finally asked the question that had popped into my mind. "How many rooms is 6A?" I quickly realized that is was the most inappropriate question at the moment and proceeded to change the subject. Besides, with plans for school I really can't afford to upgrade right now.

Open Invitation

Initially, after moving to New York, I told my friends I'd only be gone for 2 or 3 years. Unfortunatly, as many of my friends know, I can't make a decision and stick with it to save my life, which is why you rarely find me planning ahead. After just 10 months, I decided one year in NYC was enough and planned my return to Detroit. Then, things began to change again. School in New York became an option, as well as friends and a life here. I soon decided that after my return to Detroit I would move back to New York after a year to begin a new career and finish my degree. Well, yesterday I renewed the lease on my Bronx apartment for one more year, ensuring that I'm not giong anywhere anytime soon, and I'm honestly very happy with my decision. Still, I love and miss everyone back home very much, so in the words of the great Benjamin Franklin, "We must all hang together, or assuredly, we shall all hang separately." Seriously, Benjamin Franklin said that and honestly he couldn't be more right. So I say come hang with me in New York or surely we will all hang separately... and none of us wants that. Anytime you feel the desire to waste some vaca time on a trip to NYC and have the added bonus of a free place to crash and a kick ass tour guide (that would be me), you're welcome to visit, as long as you don't mind a couch or an airbed for accomodations.

Asscat

Last night, my brother Jeff and I attended a free improv show down at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. This is only the second show I've attended, but from what I understand the usual comedians involved are fresh faces, with an additional guest comedian or two. The guest will be a touring stand up comedian or SNL alumni. Last night had a plethera of guests. Leading the troupe was Amy Poehler of SNL, also a cofounder of the Upright Citizens Brigade. The 'Special Guest' was Doug Benson, who is probably most recognizable for his attempts at humor on VH1s I Love The... series. Also in attendance (in addition to the usual faces) was Jack McBrayer, better known as Kenneth the NBC Page on the best show on TV, 30 Rock. John Lutz of 30 Rock and SNL was also present. Speaking of SNL, they threw in Horatio Sans and Seth Meyers, who were both hysterical. It's been 12 hours and my face still hurts (insert joke here) from laughing so much. Anyhow, good times. If you're ever in town on a Sunday night, I highly recommend you swing by. It's a free show, so show up early to get in line.